After going through the quick review we will continue to work on FA10 - it is due today. The instructions are still on yesterday's blogpost.
If you are able to complete FA10 you will have a couple of keyboard reviews to do. First, using just the keyboard, type the following:
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF…
You’ve been married three times and still have the same
in-laws.
If you think Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Your state has got a new law that says when a couple gets
divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
Your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign on the back.
You got stopped by a state trooper; He asked if you had an
I.D. and said “Bout what?”
You think a stock
tip is advice on worming' your hogs.
Your sister is the
third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an
alien abduction
If you can burp and
say your name at the same time
You think possum is
“the other white meat.”
You think Sherlock
Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi.
You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
The centerpiece on your dining room table is an original
signed work by a famous taxidermist.
You think a quarter horse is a ride out in front of the
Wal-Mart.
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